| Me: | Damn, this shower is cold. |
|---|---|
| Me: | *turns the knob up a teeny amount* |
| Shower: | |
| Shower: | |
| Shower: | |
| Me: | ... *turns it up a fraction of an inch more* |
| Shower: | |
| Shower: | |
| Shower: | |
| Me: | *a millimeter more* |
| Shower: | I AM KRAKATOA FEEL MY LAVA WRATH |
| Me: | ASDFJLKAJECJALMEIOMWZ |





