| Mom: | Kristie, what soda do you want, Pepsi? |
|---|---|
| Me: | Yeah... Wait. NEVER MIND I WANT SOME MOUNTAIINN DEWWW. |
| *few minutes later* | |
| Me: | Ma, which vegetable do you want? |
| Mom: | I WANT NOTHING BUT THE BEST BROCCOLI TOOOOOOO. |
| *few minutes later* | |
| Mom: | Hey, get out the list. |
| Me: | why... So we DON'T FORGET MEAT, I BEG |
| Mom: | I'LL REMEMBER CAUSE YOU SAID |
| Me: | SOMETIMES WE GROCERY SHOP AND SOMETIMES WE EAT OUT INSTEAD |
| Mom: | *pretends to sob* |





