January 2012
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2011.
It’s 2:30 AM here and I’m wide awake…
What a perfect time to look back on this long, crazy year.
January: 2011 started off wonderful. I was in a good relationship with a good guy, Alex G. I was captain of the water polo team. And my last half of my senior year in high school was beginning. Finally, things were all falling into place.
February. Water polo was entering...
Guess I’m not going to bed.
Any. Time. Soon.
New Year's Resolutions: Year 3012
meganamram:
Lose fifteen pounds from your problem areas (hips, fifth and fourteenth space-boobs, vestigial face)
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Spend more time with your government-rationed .452 of a son or daughter
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Take the family on a trip to www.nature.com
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Volunteer at your local chapter of the White People Remembrance League (white people have been extinct since 2021, you are an exotic mixture of brown and Asian and...
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Either a man is really fucking pumped about the new year.
Or having really loud, possibly amazing sex.
Right outside my window.
Literally.
hyminh:
RIP 2011
2011-2011
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
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WatchBonne annee!
la Tour Eiffel on New Years!
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December 2011
Reblog if it's still 2011 in your country.
6 more hours for us here in PARIS
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Day eleven in Paris.
THE CEMETARY. Gonna make this quick, again.
And it was yesterdayyy.
We went to the coooolest cemetary ever. The oldest grave we saw was from 1701. But we saw Jim Morrison’s site, Oscar Wilde’s site and Edith Piaf’s site. But everyhting was so old and creepy and just cool looking. I loved it.
Beautiful pictures and the weather was just “perfect” for a day at a...
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It's New Year's Eve.
And I’m in Paris.
:D
Reblog if you're part of The Hunger Games Fandom.
YES
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How teens and adults text
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
mom: come down for dinner
me: ok
five minutes later
mom: I SAID COME DOWN FOR DINNER NOBODY EVER FUCKING LISTENS TO ME IN THIS HOUSE YOU GUYS DONT APPRECIATE ANYTHING
me: ok *goes to the kitchen* wheres the food
mom: oh its not done yet
I wish I understood French a lot better.
That way I could know what everyone is saying and just listen.
In the year 3000
Music teacher: im going to teach you a traditional African chant
to the window
to the wall
til the sweat drips down my balls
all you bitches crawl
Skinny Love Explained
Zonin: I... →
floatinhopinifindpeacesomewhere:
Have reached the point where I am over school.
I am over all of this.
Going to school so I can be in debt when I get out.
I hate to break ties with people I’ve come to like but this is too much damn stress on everyone in my house. Not to mention my parents are tryna put twins through college,…
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-ryan:
#Beyonce being a hoodrat
i have waited for the day this ended up on my dash again
sweet mother of god
She was patting that weave! LMAOOOO
gmh
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I love Beyonce. “Hoodrat” or not. LMAO