February 2012
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A nurse has recorded the most common regrets of... →
kateoplis:
1. I wish I’d had the courage to live a life true to myself, not the life others expected of me.
2. I wish I hadn’t worked so hard.
3. I wish I’d had the courage to express my feelings.
4. I wish I had stayed in touch with my friends.
5. I wish that I had let myself be happier.
Read on.
nohetero:
crackercolfer:
you know that joke that goes “oxygen and magnesium together? OMg!”
actually it would be MgO
you put the metals before the nonmetals
NaBrO
nohetero:
I love it when my friends reblog the same things that I do
it makes me happy
because it’s like yes, we like the same thing on a blogging site.
that is why we are friends.
kellebean:
I just want to have sex to the Weeknd.
Done playing phone tag with you.
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My day.
Was fucking fantastic. This might be long. Whatever.
Let’s go from when it really started… 12 AM:
Taking Jell-O shots. Hiking to upper campus with a bunch of people from our hall. Finding the tipi hut thing. Getting baked as fuck with everyone. Hiking to the tree swing. Watching Paul and Noelia and Bryanna and everyone swing around and Noelia scream “I’m a fucking...
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Me: Damn, this shower is cold.
Me: *turns the knob up a teeny amount*
Shower:
Shower:
Shower:
Me: ... *turns it up a fraction of an inch more*
Shower:
Shower:
Shower:
Me: *a millimeter more*
Shower: I AM KRAKATOA FEEL MY LAVA WRATH
Me: ASDFJLKAJECJALMEIOMWZ
me: wow I'm actually happy right now
life: lol now hold on just one minute
My mother and I were changing the words to Adele's...
Mom: Kristie, what soda do you want, Pepsi?
Me: Yeah... Wait. NEVER MIND I WANT SOME MOUNTAIINN DEWWW.
*few minutes later*
Me: Ma, which vegetable do you want?
Mom: I WANT NOTHING BUT THE BEST BROCCOLI TOOOOOOO.
*few minutes later*
Mom: Hey, get out the list.
Me: why... So we DON'T FORGET MEAT, I BEG
Mom: I'LL REMEMBER CAUSE YOU SAID
Me: SOMETIMES WE GROCERY SHOP AND SOMETIMES WE EAT OUT INSTEAD
Mom: *pretends to sob*
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Coachella tickets are on their way.
:D
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Republicans: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Republicans: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Republicans: No.
